The GOP/TeaParty and the good book

Uh, some of you fools thought I was talking about the Bible.
The good book, according to the GOP/TeaParty is the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.

I didn't even bother to look up the numbers connected to them.

War is good for profits, you can sell weapons to both sides.
Peace is good for profits, you can overcharge to clean up the mess the war made.
A spouse may be important, but a good tax attorney is a necessity.
There is nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
The wealthy can buy anything, except a conscience, which means they don't need one.
Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Never hesitate to step on them.