NK to rename their missile fleet

If an effort to create better relationships with the US, N.Korea will give all of their missiles American names.

The Bush Administration missile--It is a failure as soon as it is launched.
The Rush Limbaugh missile--It only stays up for 30 seconds.
The Ann Coulter missile--it is only aimed at a vast area of nothingness.
The Joe Liberman missile--A short range missile, only aimed to attack his own people.
The Michael Wiener missile--Has to be renamed so it won't sound like such a wussy.
The Fred Phelps missile--Only aimed at Arlington National Cemetary.
The Robertson-Falwell missile--If it doesn't work, it is the fault of the gays.
The Bill Clinton missile--It is not really a missile, it just depends on what your definition of missile is.
The Enron missile--Uses up lots of fuel then self destructs.
The Haliburton missile--Costs billions to make and you get nothing in return.
The Diebold missile--No matter what happens, we have our own numbers to prove it was a success.
The DLC missile--It is a missile if Bush says so.
The RNC missile--Anybody who reports about it is a traitor.
The NASCAR missile--Goes 500 miles and winds up back where it started.
The WWE missile--It is a fake missile but looks real to the unintelligent.
The Tom DeLay Hot Air Baloon--It really really wanted to be a missile, but all of the lesser missiles took up all the good spots.